Cait

twenyonepilots:

hey no offense but i’m just like, really proud of you for being here right now. I know it might be hard but it’s gonna be okay. everything will be okay.

(via forgave)

dumbgay:

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

(via mostlyconscious)

ianstagram:

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

(via forgave)

yellowpillowcase:
“ beigency:
“ itsstuckyinmyhead:
“ greythegryphon:
“ masculinityissofragile:
“ YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
”
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on...

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

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i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

(via forgave)

starsfallinreverie:

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

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SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

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I PROMISE. 

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

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DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

(via unsounded)

“Youre my favorite person. My favorite person to look at, to listen to, to talk to, to be with, youre my favorite person to miss, to love, to be everything. youre my everything. I want to give you everything I have. I want to share my life with you. To make more lives with you, cute little babies. I want to make memories with you, so I can look back in 50 years and be sure I havent missed out on anything because all I’ve wanted is you”
— midnight texts (via nakedly)

(via scruples)